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Vital Verses - Funny Biblical Translations

  • Writer: Tori Flores
    Tori Flores
  • May 31, 2024
  • 1 min read

It's interesting how and when inspiration hits. I have quite a few Bible verse t-shirts in my closet, and I was brainstorming some ideas about what I could create for my next t-shirt collection when they came to mind. I don't think that it's exactly the best idea to take a Bible verse out of context, but some of the translations can be hilarious. I mean, how can you not at least snicker when you read Galatians 5:12 HCSB, "I wish those who are disturbing you might also get themselves castrated!"? 😲


In my Vital Verses collection, I have chosen a few select verses for you to find the humor in. I'm hoping you find them as funny as I do. What are some silly Bible verses you've run into before? I would love to hear them in the comments below!


 I am truly sorry if you are offended by these, but if you are, please just keep scrolling. Life's too short for me to be serious all of the time!



In laughter,


 
 
 

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